My basketball team plays our first game this Thursday. And what do you know our team colours have changed from grey (boring, I know…) to purple (!). It’s a co-ed team, so I’m more than a little impressed that the guys agreed to it. But alas, it means I’m in search of a new t-shirt.

This search brought me online. And what I found was a whole other world of brightly coloured t-shirts and sarcastically dry slogans–none of which can help me in my current predicament, considering I have less than 48 hours until tip off. However, I do have my eye on few gems…

BustedTees.com: Uses funny slogans, Someecards.com’s hilarious and mostly off-coloured one-liners, and just random shit to bring American Apparel shirts to life. My absolute fav can be found here in honour of my Save By the Bell days, when I probably owned a purple tee!

Threadless.com: More graphical depictions, but funny all the same. Also rocks the A-Apparel, and throws in a little Fruit of the Loom…Oh no they di’in’t! Learn your grammar and have fun at the same time with this beauty.

CNN Shirt Archive: This pick is as shocking to me as it is to you I promise (watch for future posts on why I believe CNN is decaying news journalism). But until then, get your fav CNN headline on your shirt. As you can imagine, the Election 2008 is hogging all the good real-estate. Also note that apparently these ones are hackable and unliked by some.